sloppoke — the AI-slop firewall

How it works

One command. slop poke sends your staged diff to our engine and gets back a verdict before your coffee maker finishes a single bean.

diff → scan → verdict → apply

Mechanical noise is stripped automatically. Anything that could change behaviour gets a // TODO(slop) comment spliced above the line — code stays intact, you decide. The CLI refuses to mutate your tree unless git apply agrees the change is clean.

It evolves. Every slop learn "…" you submit calibrates the engine for your account and your project. False positives quiet down. Real misses get caught next time. The scanner you have on day 30 isn't the one you started with.

Privacy & data

Servers run in Germany under EU privacy rules. We process your diff, return a verdict, and persist only the signals the learning loop needs to improve detection for your account — never the raw source text. You can purge your account state at any time from the billing portal.

Identity is your SSH key fingerprint. No emails, no usernames, no third-party trackers. Stripe handles billing and never touches your code.

Tiers

Starter

$20 / month

Up to 100,000 pokes per month
All detector tiers + adaptive learning
One SSH key per subscription
Cancel anytime via Stripe portal

Get started →

Install the CLI, run slop poke, the first metered call returns a Stripe Checkout URL keyed to your SSH identity. No web signup.

Enterprise

Talk to us

Custom volume + team accounts
Private-corpus calibration
SLA, audit trail, SSO
On-prem option

Contact

Install

Homebrew (macOS + Linux)

brew install peeramid-labs/tap/slop

From source

git clone https://github.com/peeramid-labs/sloppoke.git
cd sloppoke
cargo install --path crates/sloppoke-cli

First run

slop login        # SSH-key handshake; cache identity
slop poke         # scan working tree vs HEAD
slop apply        # strip the slop, amend HEAD